roll, baby, roll
It's early in the evening. There's a quiet table or two down at the other end of the pub, but I'm the only one sitting at the bar. My friend M is tending bar, doing some busywork and keeping me company. The TV perches above us, the Winter Olympics silently beaming out iceskating. Unfed, the jukebox plays a selection of the most popular songs in its repertoire.
Of course the friggin' Doors pop up in the rotation.
And because we're alone, M and I are the only ones who see it.
The skater takes to the ice just as "Roadhouse Blues" cranks into its first notes. At first, we snort in laughter at the unlikelihood of the juxtaposition, but thirty seconds in, M and I are silenced, our mouths gaping at how perfectly, how impossibly her gliding swoops and arches and leaps suit the tempo of the song.
You gotta roll, baby, roll.
It's flawless. It's maddening. We flick our eyes at each other, but hate to take them off the spectacle for even that instant.
The skater winds up with a grand flourish just in time for "I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer."
M and I spontaneously burst into applause.
You kinda had to be there.
3 Comments
Leave a comment
macbebekin
Elli's Links
- amazon wish list
- flickr photos
- macbebekin (at) gmail.com
Elsa's Links
- flickr photos
- elsa_crazysalad (at) yahoo.com
We frequent
Search
About this Entry
This page contains a single entry by Elsa published on May 23, 2008 3:38 PM.
Taking the plunge was the previous entry in this blog.
Dude, where's my vision? Brought to you by the letter C. is the next entry in this blog.
Find recent content on the main index or look in the archives to find all content.
Recent Comments
COMMENT APPROVAL IS CURRENTLY ON. It may take a while for you to see it appear.
sgazzetti: It would have been even better if the line "I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer" had coin...Elsa: Meetzorp, M and I never knew to what music the skater actually performed; "Roadhouse Blues" was a ra...
Meetzorp: That's pretty awesome in a wonderfully ridiculous way. I'd have liked to see that one. Did she sco...
Categories
- A Little Learning (17)
- An Anthropologist on Venus (22)
- Apparel, Accessories, and Frippery (17)
- Art and Artifacts (2)
- Blog Ripple Crunch (40)
- Bus Crazies (5)
- Childhood (17)
- Cinema Verité (26)
- Crazy Salad (70)
- Creepy (23)
- Design (3)
- Health, Medicine, and Beauty (25)
- Holidays and Special Events (29)
- Home (7)
- Illustration (46)
- Kith and Kin (22)
- Language (16)
- Literary (45)
- Photos (35)
- Politics (11)
- Product Reviews (3)
- Quotidian (52)
- Social Phenomena (4)
- Travel (12)
Tag Cloud
- 4WD
- action figure
- adolescence
- age
- alphabet
- anniversary
- annoyances
- archaeology
- argot
- art
- artichoke
- artifacts
- Ask Metafilter
- autumn
- avocado
- back
- bacon
- badge
- banana
- Barbie
- beans
- bed
- beets
- being green
- birthday
- blogkeeping
- book
- books
- booze
- brain
- bread
- breakfast
- burger
- bus crazies
- butt
- buy local
- cake
- Can I eat this?
- candy
- cannibalism
- cape
- cat
- censorship
- champagne
- Chaucer
- cheese
- chicken livers
- childhood
- chocolate
- Christmas
- cider
- clown
- clumsiness
- coffee
- condiments
- conversation
- cookbook
- cookies
- corduroy
- costume
- craft
- creepy
- crumpler
- curses!
- death
- decor
- dentist
- dessert
- dinner
- disaster
- diy
- dog
- dough
- doughnut
- Dr. Beardface
- dream
- dress
- drink
- duck
- DVD
- eclair
- egg
- egg nog
- Elli & Elsa
- embarrassments
- endo
- essay
- family
- feathers
- fictional
- fish
- flickr
- flipflop
- flirt
- foibles
- fondue
- friends
- fries
- fruit
- game
- garden
- garter
- gender
- gift
- glasses
- goals
- grave
- greens
- grief
- grill
- hair
- happiness
- hardware
- Hitchcock
- holiday
- hope
- horror
- ice cream
- illegal
- illness
- in passing
- insult
- internerds
- invitation
- iron
- Jane Austen
- jewelry
- JM
- joke
- joy
- junk mail
- kiss
- kitchen roulette
- knitting
- kosher
- language
- lasagne
- Laurie Colwin
- laziness
- learning
- lemonade
- lexicon
- library
- lilac
- literacy
- locutions
- love
- m&ms
- m&ms
- marriage
- meme
- memoir
- memory
- menace
- meringue
- misheard
- Mom
- monkey
- movie
- music
- NaBloPoMo
- neologism
- New Year
- noise
- noodles
- nutella
- onion jam
- onomatopoeia
- pain
- pantry roulette
- party
- peanut sauce
- picnic
- pie
- pig
- pillow
- pineapple
- pizza
- pleasures
- poetry
- pork
- potato
- procrastination
- product reviews
- quirk
- quiz
- quotes
- rain
- random
- rant
- reading
- resolutions
- risible
- salad
- salt
- sandwich
- sandwich party
- school
- Schrödinger's cat
- scrumpy
- Shakespeare
- shoes
- shop
- shy
- sight
- sin
- skating
- skin
- slang
- sleep deprived
- snack
- song
- soup
- spider
- spring
- spurs
- squash
- stalker
- stalking
- stroke
- summer
- surgery
- swiss
- teeth
- Terry Gilliam
- Thanksgiving
- The Fella
- the Italian
- tin foil hat
- toy
- train
- travel
- tuna
- tv
- umbrella
- vacation
- valentine
- vision
- vote
- wedding
- WHO
- wine
- winter
- writing
- yeast
- yogurt
- zombie



That's pretty awesome in a wonderfully ridiculous way. I'd have liked to see that one. Did she score well with that oddball song choice?
Meetzorp, M and I never knew to what music the skater actually performed; "Roadhouse Blues" was a random selection playing on the pub's jukebox that weirdly coincided with her movements. It was truly awesome.
It would have been even better if the line "I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer" had coincided with the skater actually cracking open a frosty one.
Mmmmm, beer...