bonus!

A bonus Can I eat this? question! (Okay, more accurately, it's a What the hell did I eat? question, but let's not quibble.) The case of the boozy backpack quinoa has lurked queasily in my mind since I read it back in February.

... [I] discover the container of food in my backpack, where it's been sitting for a couple of days in a fairly warm environment. I chow it all down, noting that it tastes - and smells - funky. Sour, bitter, but not altogether bad. Additionally, the zucchini slices look and taste more like pickle slices.

It's 30 minutes later now, and I swear to God I have a little bit of a buzz on.

Blarf!