Screw your courage to the sticking place
No, really: Shakespeare porn. Do you suppose they renamed Puck?
Also, I'm afraid, Shakespeare slash.
"Things I will not do when I direct a Shakespeare production, on stage or film," part I, part II, and part III. Includes such wisdom as:
The ghost of Hamlet's father will not be played by the entire ensemble underneath a giant piece of diaphanous black material.Olivia probably should not say "Most wonderful!" as if she's thinking "THREESOME!
I will not have my weird sisters hump each other.
I will also never use ACTUAL snakes. Ever.
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Ahem, exactly to WHICH weird sisters would you be referring?