A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun
At the crowded downtown bus stop, I whipped off my hat to ruffle my hair and took off my sunglasses to get a better look at my watch. As I exposed my face and head, a toddler ten feet away swivelled around on his mother's lap to face me. His stubby, chubby arm extended to point toward me, he threw back his head and howled, "Her! Her! Her! It's heeeeeeerrrrrrrrr!" for an unsettling two or three minutes. His mother looked at me half-apologetically as I tried to edge away through the people clogging the sidewalk.
Clearly, my dark powers have began to manifest.
I can hardly wait to see what form of rough beast I am becoming. I just hope I don't slouch.
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