How-To: The Pseudo-Enlightened Entry

By Elli — February 16, 2005 5:26 PM | | Comments (3)

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The pistachio of life. It's difficult for many people to open with their fingers, so they give up and search for new nuts. When I find a tough nut, I often have to use a tool like a Swiss army knife, or love, in order to crack it.


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"We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. " --Albert Einstein

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Elsa said:
... so they give up and search for new nuts. When I find a tough nut, I often have to use a tool like a Swiss army knife, or love, in order to crack it.

A knife? Love? When a nut won't crack, I bite it. I shudder to think what that reveals about my worldview: Life --- I bite it.

February 16, 2005 8:54 PM
barrett said:

Watch out for those rotten, sour, pistachios of life. They'll get you.

February 16, 2005 9:31 PM
faith said:

I tend to be the biting kind also. Gives my boyfriend-morphed-into-husband the horrors. Luckily I have the teeth of a [Insert nut-crunching-teeth-endowed-beast here] Metaphor here starts to get very scary...time to leave

February 17, 2005 1:27 PM

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